This is Sports...There are No Excuses

It seems like fans, media, and even players or coaches or owners need an "excuse" when their team loses in sports.  The human mind just can't rationalize that maybe, just maybe, the other team, player, coach (or even horse) just outperformed you.  It's becoming something you can set your watch by after the game...if your team loses, be prepared for excuses. And the media feeds it, asking leading questions like "how did the conditions of the field affect your performance..." or "do you think you should have left that pitcher in to face that key hitter?"  Here's a short list of easy scapegoats that needs to be dismissed.  This is sports...there are no excuses:

Excuse: We lost the game because we were outcoached

NBA coach Mike Brown seems to be blamed frequently when his star players don't perform
(Credit: Damian Strohmeyer/SI)

Said by: Every fan who ever saw his team lose a game
Rationale: We love our players, our players play great, we had better players, the only rational reason we lost is because the coach called the wrong plays, played the wrong players, didn't get the team "up" enough for the game, etc.
Barking up the wrong tree: Okay, it is true that coaches aren't perfect.  But unless you're a player-coach, it's ultimately the players that run the plays, perform or not, and should be responsible for being mentally prepared for the game.  It seems like every sport has gone from a six-year period of performance to see if a coach is good to about two years (maybe three).  You can win a championship one year (division, league, conference) then, if you fall short of expectation, be fired the next.  It's not like you forgot how to coach!

Excuse: The playing conditions weren't fair

You hate to see poor field conditions cause injuries, but both sides have to play on it
(Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports)

Said by: Right now, every Miami Heat fan, also said by anybody who saw their team lose in bad weather or because they just didn't like the stadium/arena
Rationale: We had a good chance coming into the game, we thought we would win, but then it rained, or there was a delay, or the air conditioning broke down, they made us open the roof, or the lights went out, or a streaker ran on the field
Barking up the wrong tree: As has been said about Game 1 of the NBA finals, both teams had to play in the same conditions.  It goes for any facility issue.  A football field measures the same no matter where.  Basketball and hockey the same.  Baseball has different dimensions, but both teams have to play in the same conditions.  It's not like one team got 5 downs to get a first down and the other got 4 (except Colorado vs. Missouri).  Even if weather kicks up at the wrong time, it's not unfair.

Excuse: The referee/umpire screwed us

Replacement refs blew this call, but the Packers should have avoided it being so close
(Credit: FoxSports.com)

Said by: Pretty much every fan who has lost a game
Rationale: Did you SEE that call!?  IT was horrible! If we hadn't have had that call, the next five plays would have gone perfectly and we would have won.  Instead, we lost because of the refs!!
Barking up the wrong tree: You'd be hardpressed to find any referee actually have a bias against a team.  They are professionals and wouldn't be working for long.  Close calls go against both teams.  My daddy always told me, if you lose the game because of a referee call, you probably had other chances to win it.  And every fan of their team sees calls they want to see them.  That's why they are fans.  I've left many a game frustrated at a particular play call by a referee or ump.  Replay can correct some of these.  But otherwise, it's just part of the game, like a dropped pass, error in the field, or own goal in hockey.

Excuse: The rules or set up favors the other team

The Yankees have more money than other teams, because they have fans who pay a lot to see them play
(Credit: Amazon.com)

Said by: Most recently, Steve Coburn of Dumb Ass Partners, but also small market teams, teams that have to play back-to-back days while the other team has a bye, college football programs with lower revenue, etc.
Rationale: It's not fair that other horses/teams got to rest before this race.  It's not fair that the New York Yankees have a $300M payroll while my market can only spend $60M, it's not fair that LSU had a bye week before playing Alabama...
Barking up the wrong tree: The rules are set up and we play by them.  In the case of the 2014 Belmont Stakes, it's horse owners jobs to win races, not compete in races they don't want to.  If a horse thinks it can win the Belmont with extra rest, then it should rest the horse.  If the NBA team has to play back-to-back days, then maybe it should limit minutes.  Other teams will be in the same boat sometime.  It's not the Yankees fault they have a bigger budget than most if not all teams.  It's the way the finances of baseball are set up.  Thems the rules.  And we must play by them.

Excuse: Player X blew the game

As goes Peyton, so went the Broncos in Super Bowl XLVIII
(Credit: Indianapolis Star/Kevin C. Cox)

Said by: Any fan whose quarterback threw a key interception, or pitcher gave up the big hit, or player missed the big shot, or goalie gave up too many goals, etc.
Rationale: We didn't win based upon that one play.  He had one job to do and he didn't do it.  It's his fault that we lost
Barking up the wrong tree: This one is close to being right (players decide games, not fans or coaches or refs or playing conditions) BUT to think it's just one player and he must be blamed is a farce.  Thinking of team sports, of course, multiple players had chances to overcome but didn't.  And if it's an individual failure (let's just say, Bode Miller in Olympics past or a golfer who missed a key shot) then indeed, he or she blew the chance.  But that's sports,  They are not robots.  You can certainly say that the performance affected the game.  But give some credit to the other team or player who didn't blow it.  He or she won.

Excuse: Our star player was hurt

2009 Texas Longhorns National Title hopes took a bad turn with the McCoy injury
(Credit: Birmingham News/Butch Dill)

Said by: Recently said by Miami Heat fans (see above), Montreal Canadiens fans, 2009 Texas Longhorns football fans, all teams who suffer an injury (which is all teams)
Rationale: If we would have had our star player, it wouldn't have been close
Barking up the wrong tree:  This is sports.  Sports is physical.  Players get hurt.  Good teams have to overcome.  The rules of the game are the same, you go with who you have.  And if an injury befalls your star "next man up"

So next time you see your team lose and you grab for one of these excuses.  Take the higher road.  It's a game.  One team wins, one team loses.  There's always next game, next year, next sport.

Eleven strategic decisions that players and coaches always make wrong

If you are like me, you feel like if you just yell at the TV screen louder, maybe the player or coach won't make the incredibly bad decisions that they make over and over again.  It doesn't work.  Here's my list of Top 11 ("This one goes to eleven" - Spinal Tap) decisions that seem to be accepted as "good" that really need to be thought through further.  Just because everyone else does it, doesn't make it right.  If another coach jumped off a cliff, would... nevermind.  Without further ado!


11. Football - Relying on the run too much
If I told you: choose play A and you'll average 6.65 yards per play.  Or choose play B and you'll get 4.17 yards per play.  Which would you choose?  Probably A.  Well, NFL teams don't seem to get this.  Play A is a passing play (2013), Play B is a running play.  Yet teams ran 43% of the time.  I understand the need to establish the run, but it's the numbers.  More teams should just throw the damn ball!

If you have Peyton Manning, why do this?

Exception: Teams that rely on defense and don't have good quarterbacks

10. Baseball - Rolling out a pitcher on short rest in the playoffs
Pitchers are creatures of habit.  They have each of their off days mapped out.  Including their throwing day about half way, and day before their start in which they begin their mental preparation. Let alone the physical rest needed.  Then all of the sudden, in a critical Game 6 or 7 of a playoff series, the manager thinks his best chance to win is to roll someone out there on short rest out of rhythm.  He's not as mentally sharp, he doesn't hit his pitchers as well (arm fatigue) and he ends up blowing through 90 pitches in about 4 innings and you're into the underbelly of your bullpen.  Stick with full rest, and let the chips fall where they may!

Veteran pitchers like Chris Carpenter are willing to go on short rest, but is it a good idea?

Exception: Game 7 and you don't have another viable option

9. Football - Special teams players blocking in the back
You can see it coming a mile away.  Your return guy has broken initial contain.  He's in the open field, he's at full speed, he's going to turn the corner, then some 5th linebacker special teams moron comes out of nowhere and obliterates a defender in the back way away from the play, followed by 4 yellow hankies pelting him in the back and legs.  Why!?!?  You know that's the players back.  Just pull up.  Or don't do anything!

Think how great this would be if there wasn't an illegal block 30 yards away

Exception: A borderline "seal" block that would really break the play and is in the side and might not get called.

8. Basketball - Playing for the last shot of a quarter/half/game
I understand the overall logic here.  You get one chance, the other team gets none.  The overall point differential is wider if you don't give them a shot.  But riddle me this.  Why would you have your point guard stand at the top of the key dribbling pointlessly until there's about 4 seconds left.  Then spinning and penetrating wildly settling for a hairbrained prayer that barely hits the rim?  Why not set up an offense, start running it with 15 seconds left, and if you get a clean look before 5 seconds, go ahead and take it?  If not, do the one last pass and shoot.  But move the ball.

Unless this guy's name is Jordan or Durant or James, he should move the ball

Exception: If that player is Kevin Durant, just let him do what he does.

7. Hockey - Over passing during power plays
The excitement when your team gets a key power play in a close hockey game.  Oh the possiblities.  The deflation when at the end of 2 minutes, they got one shot on goal, a textbook goalie kick in the last 10 seconds.  You can't score if you don't shoot.  Yet you see teams flip the puck along the blue line, then try to get a guy in the corner, who passes it back out, looking for the perfect shot.  Pepper the goalie!  He'll get flustered and it will create chances.

Great set up.  Now SHOOT!!!!

Exception: Don't do it carelessly, find your spots, but don't hesitate to shoot!

6. Baseball - Removing a pitcher doing well for a matchup
Managers like Tony LaRussa have made pitching matchups a science more than art.  Lefty-lefty, ground ball pitcher for a slugger, etc.  But how many times do you see a right hand reliever blow through two big hitters by hitting corners and lighting up the radar gun.  Then a left hand hitter comes in, and you bring in that wacky, screwball lefty from your bullpen.  Who promptly throws a wild pitch, another ball at the eyes, then gets lit up for a double the other way?  If you have a known quantity who is in a rhythm, stick with him!  My momma always told me "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

This would be a great matchup if the lefty could throw strikes

Exception: Resident pitcher has been stretched longer than you would expect

5. Football - Punting on fourth and fewer than two yards
This is a more complicated analysis not fit for this brief format, but trust me.  You should just about always go for it on 4th and less than two.   This study shows that anything less than 3 yards is over 50%.  Possession of the ball is important in football.  Turnovers are a big stat.  If you punt, you lost the ball 100% of the time.  If you go for it under 2 yards, it's more than 60% success.  So that's less than 40% chance of a turnover.  Chances are if you punt, you won't get the ball back in the same position (or worse, the other team scores).  Keep the ball.  My grandmother used to say "Why are thy kicking, that's just giving them the ball." Wise lady.

Not much bad can happen if you go for it in enemy territory

Exception: Deep in your own territory, if you have a good defense, or a solid lead. Then you become more risk averse.


4. Hockey - Not pulling the goalie until the very end of the last period
Hockey sees an average of 5.3 goals per game.  That's 2.6 per team per 60 minutes.  On a power play (man advantage) it's about 4.5 goals per game (15% success rate per 2 minutes more or less averaged between majors/minors/2-man advantage).  If you're losing, you need to force scoring.  The sooner you pull the goalie, the better.  No harm if you give up a goal, all the harm in the world if you don't get one.  I'm saying 5 minutes or so, you should force the action.  And let the chips fall where they may!

Get this guy to the bench ASAP

Exception: Only if you can't control the puck or execute the pull, otherwise, start doing it sooner!

3. Football - Calling timeout to save a 5-yard penalty
You can see it coming a mile away.  Your team is 3rd and 12 from your own 23 yard line.  The huddle breaks late because there aren't that many good plays for this.  You ran on extra receivers, took out your TE.  The offense seems confused.  The play clock reaches 10 and offensive players are standing around not lined up.  The QB instictively calls for the timeout to get organized.  WHY??  The success rate for 3rd and 12 and 3rd and 17 is just about the same.  Timeouts are gold for either team in major game situations.  And you're going to use one now???  Situation applies for breaking the huddle wrong, illegal formation, anything five yards.

Discretion is better than reaction.  Don't call it!

Exception: Third down and 1 or 2, and anywhere near the goal line in which you are trying to score.

2. Baseball - Walking the lineup's 8th hitter to face the pitcher with two outs
We'll call this on the "Bob Brenly protocol".  You've got a runner on 2nd (or 3rd or 2nd and 3rd).  The eight hitter in the lineup is coming to the plate.  He's not a big threat.  Yet, if in the National League, you walk him, you get to face the pitcher.  Easy decision, right?  Wrong.  The 8th hitter probably bats around .250.  The pitcher probably hits about .150.  So for a 1 out of 10 advantage (i.e. nine times out of ten the outcome is the same for either).  But, note, that you have to get 27 outs per game.  You want to get those weaker hitters to the plate to get them out.  And now you're passing on that weak hitter for one of those outs for probably a stronger bat later in the game.  He's the eighth hitter for a reason.  Take your chances!

The mighty Pete Kozma is walked. Pete. Kozma.

Exception: Not many, I'd say late game except that a pinch hitter would be queued up.  Go for the eighth hitter just about every time.


1. Football - Using the Prevent Defense
This is the all time champion of stupidity.  Your defense has performed at a level of (mostly) stopping the other team to a point you have a lead late in the game.  Then your decision is to change the alignment and approach late to "bend but don't break" to leverage a draining clock to your advantage.  And the offense licks it up.  Their only chance to win is to score.  And you let them.  If your defense is that good, just line up and stop them.  It's worked all game!?  If you're afraid of the long pass, then shame on the other team for not throwing longer earlier (if that is going to be so successful).  Crazy things happen, "Dance with who brung you" (Darrell Royal).

Nineteen seconds and a timeout for a FG, why not just play regular defense?

Exception: Two score leads with very little time left.  There is a time and place to make sure a 90 yard pass doesn't happen, but not nearly as much as we see.

So there you have it, look for these in each game and call a spade a spade.  Wrong decision.  Every time (exceptions excluded).